Testing-1234+5

Test for Dementia
Below are four (4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately OK?
Let's find out just how clever you really are....
First Question:
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!
Try not to mess up next time.
Now answer the second question,
but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK ?
Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?
You're not very good at this, are you?
Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only .
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it..
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30.
Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000
Now add 10 . What is the total?
Did you get 5000 ?
The correct answer is actually 4100.
If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right....
Maybe.
Fourth Question:
Mary's father has five daughters:
1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,4. Nono.
What is the name of the fifth daughter?
Did you Answer Nunu?
NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again!
Okay, now the bonus round:
A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is
done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?
he askes for them.
And now check this out Penguin joke:::::http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vZxq5V9XLU

 

lmfao...thats good

 

Eli- if you overtake the last person, you might be in first place and have lapped him- others also may have overtaken him so you may not be in first place---but you can overtake him-

 

R4K I like the way you think.

 

wow, sounds like pennsylvania is really a fun place to be,, what's next the "watching grass grow contest"?

 

question #6

are you ready???

try not to mess this one up!!!

how long does it take eli's blood to boil???

ha ha ha i crack my self up,,,lol

 

Holy crap, Lardass can count, ???? Kiss me with your big lips, suck up on my whole head