"Tricky" Ricky Hanna's Top Ten reasons for redlights and being late

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  1. Will Hanna

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    Posted by request of "Tricky" Ricky Hanna

    Top ten reasons for Red Lights

    #10 Must have jerked the tires out of beams.
    # 9 My foot said it was time to go.
    # 8 Clutch hot.
    # 7 I don't ****** know.
    # 6 I needed to put a hole shot on him.
    # 5 I knew he was going to mess with me.
    # 4 Not my fault, the damn tree was slow.
    # 3 I'm too good.
    # 2 Something wrong with tree.
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    # 1 Some SOB must have got oil on the breaks.


    Top ten reasons for being LATE.

    #10 Too much air gap.
    # 9 It must have spun the tires.
    # 8 Visor fogged up.
    # 7 He was messing with me.
    # 6 Brain fart.
    # 5 The engine was making some weird noises.
    # 4 This car is a Turd.
    # 3 "O" shit the light is green.
    # 2 As soon as I staged my beeper went off.
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    #1 I was messing with the other driver and he left before I finished messing with him.
     
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    Will Hanna, Nov 18, 2009
  2. Stefan Kontos

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    haha thats good :p
     
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    Stefan Kontos, Nov 18, 2009
  3. Russ Parker

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    I thought technology would make my life easier...

    This one would work on either list...

    I was thinking about Facebook!
     
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    Russ Parker, Nov 18, 2009
  4. SMcLEMORE

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    Are you sure these are "Tricky Ricky's" excuses, because they sure sound familiar.
     
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  5. Will Hanna

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    overheard

    I'm sure it was something he's 'overheard' in the pits at one point or another. I was there when his beeper went off in the finals of a big $$ no/e race....

    I hear that oil on the brakes cost a guy a championship...lol...:eek:
     
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    Will Hanna, Nov 18, 2009
  6. eli

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    I was on a coffee break
     
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