Top 10 Reasons Why Will Is Getting Married

1 The double meat Whataburgers are getting expensive. He needs a cook.
2 He needs someone to get him up in the morning, before lunch.
3 Needs a person to tell him to get off the internet at night.
4 To have a partner to focus on marital parity, not Blower Vs A-Fuel.
5 He needs a new roomate that tolerates snooring.
6 A partner to share in the Corona bill.
7 He needs a tax deduction for all the Goodrich Hose sales
8 Someone to assure him that he does not know everything.
9 Has to have someone to share his frequent flyer miles with.
10 Needs someone to tell him to clean out the litter box and his voice mailbox.

The Main Brothers

 

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Lol, That is good stuff. Every time I call Will and I hear his eye of the tiger ring tone I imagine a montage where Rock is beating the crap out of that meat then I flash to Will in the bar sitting down w/ a Corona....then Rock whippin but, then Will flagging down the waitress for round 2....and it goes on ..lol....can't help it.

Congrads Will,

Trevor Sherwood
TAFC