The Gay Cowboy

> The Gay Cowboy
>
> A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.
>
> She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but
> knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the
> newspaper for a ranch hand.
>
> Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She
> thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided
> to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the
> house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long
> hours every day and knew a lot about ranching.
>
> For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well.
> Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, 'You have
> done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into
> town and kick up your heels.'
> The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.
>
> One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return.
>
> Two o'clock and no hired hand.
>
> Finally he returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he
> found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine,
> waiting for him.
> She quietly called him over to her.
>
> 'Unbutton my blouse and take it off,' she said. Trembling, he did as she
> directed.
>
> 'Now take off my boots.' He did as she asked, ever so slowly.
>
> 'Now take off my socks.' He removed each gently and placed them neatly
> by her boots.
>
> 'Now take off my skirt.' He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching
> her eyes in the fire light.
>
> 'Now take off my bra.' Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was
> told and dropped it to the floor.
>
> Then she looked at him and said, 'If you ever w ear my clothes into town
> again, you're fired.'!!!!!!!
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Good One

Now That's Funny Shit .... No Matter Who You Are !

 

You're a trip Eli!

 

That's way funny!!