starting line question

is it me or does anyone else notice as they get to the starting line and the light turns green the first thing we seem to do is

 

I'll try finishing.

Let out the clutch and mash on the gas?
(at the same time of course..)

 

Ride the wheelie bar to the sixty foot timers

 

wonder if you put the oil in the pan or just on the table?

 

wondering why we post on a thread that leaves us wondering why we posted on this thread.

 

like so?
http://www.fisherproductionsonline.com/tnt030709/_P2K3668w.html

 

drop the hammer an wonder Why in the HELL did I CLIMBED IN THIS THING....sssSONOFa"BEEEEEP"..its SSHHHAAaken my TEETH out......"I CANT SEE".......WHEres tha WAall......HOLY MOTHER of GOD............should I lift, "NO"....ok lift, "NO"...now, lift, "NO"....that yella lights BLind'n me.........SHIFT, SHIFT...JEEEees, THIS things all over the TRACK.......welp, I'm dead......ooOHHH COME ON, FOCUS........ CHUTES..CHUTES.........LIFT, LIFT, THANKya JESUS............ok, she's settlin down...now braaaake..easy....fuel....mag...WHOOoooooo(sigh)...ok...return road annnnn STOP...now, calm down you aint dead..its ok ya did good...k..undo helment..wipe sweat off...remove gloves...be cool, everything's ok...allright..crews on the way...let's get the story straight...ready..k......" Hey guys....I was poken this pig all tha way down tha fat hog...lets throw some tim'n in and lean'r down a bit she's drivin like a school bus,.... hell, I aint scaar'd....."

 

Now here's some funny $hit

 

well....it looks like Ozzy is a realist.....been there myself a time or two.
Darren Russell

 

GREEN!!!!!!!!!! Shit! I just lost this one. Late again,,,,Oh wait a sec. this is just a stoplight!

 

true dat

I think you nailed it perfect Ozzy. I felt like i was on a run after that true to life REINACTMENT.

 

100% PERFECT Ozzy. Great job

 

You got it dude
P.S. >> Ozzy, that sounds about right !!

 

Good Job Ozzy,

The thing he hit on was the vision (or lack of) In low gear I usually can't see diddly. I try to steer towards the blue blur rather than the gray blur that is the wall. And I know that once it is stopped I spend a moment telling the car- "haha- you didn't kill me this time" Dave Germain

 

note the guy cheering in the background upon the sucessful color change

release the trans brake which changes the truck from white
http://www.fisherproductionsonline.com/tnt030709/_P2K3585w.html

to gray
http://www.fisherproductionsonline.com/tnt030709/_P2K3587w.html

Click the forward and back buttons on the fischerproductionsonline page.

 

HMMMMMMMMMM...........

This one went completely over my head and I'm not that short!

Help me out here!

 

Don Hudson's supafly moniker makes an interesting visual

Several ways to go with this..................

If it's T/F, say like Doug Herbert, I duck behind someone who is bigger than me, say like Randy G.

If it's TA/FC, say like Don Hudson, I get my camera ready, say like Rich Carlson.

If it's Pro Stock, say like any of them, I wouldn't be there, say like anyone on this board.

 

I think DT did a couple of these in Ken Heads car 10-15 years ago. Get your camera ready:

Youtube: Ready-Set-Go

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Broken whellie bar

Jim Phillips did it too...Destroyed in seconds....

 

I earned my moniker...From Will.

Im working with ya on this one Russ. Im thinking...excitiing, in a good clean wholesome way.

60days and counting.