Play ball

> Play
> Ball!!!

> Barack and
> Michelle are at a White Sox game.
> Sitting in
> the first row with the Secret Service people directly behind them,
> one of the
> Secret Service guys leans forward and says something to the
> president..
> Barack stares
> at the guy, looks at Michelle, looks back at the agent, and shakes
>
> his head
> violently.

> The agent
> then says, "Mr. President, it was a unanimous request, from the owner of the
> team down to the bat boy. And...the fans would love it!"
>> So, Barack
> shrugs his shoulders and says, "If that's what the people
> want."
> He gets up,
> grabs Michelle by her collar and the seat of her pants, and throws her right
> over the wall onto the field. She gets up kicking, swearing, and screaming
> -- and the crowd goes wild, cheering, applauding, and high-fiving.
Barack is bowing and smiling, and leans over to the agent and says, "You were right, I
> would have never believed that!"



> Then noticing
> the agent has gone totally pale, Barack asks what is wrong.

> The agent
> replies, "Sir, I said, they want you to throw out the first PITCH!