Once Upon a Time...

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  1. MaineAlkyFan

    MaineAlkyFan Active Member

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    Once upon a time,

    A Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess said, "No!!!" And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and dated skinny long-legged full-breasted women and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated ladies half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate Spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was frikin cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

    The end.
     
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    MaineAlkyFan, Oct 6, 2011
  2. michael hall

    michael hall New Member

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    a beautiful story...

    (sniff sniff) that is the most beautiful, tear jerking, heart warming story ever! That Prince is the Greatest Man ever!!!!!!!!!
     
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    michael hall, Oct 6, 2011
  3. HensonRacing

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    Now I'm Jealous.
     
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    HensonRacing, Oct 6, 2011
  4. bruce mullins

    bruce mullins Top Dragster

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    he's MY HERO!
     
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    bruce mullins, Oct 6, 2011
  5. tdpo

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    Where is this guy i need to talk to him to get some pointers my hero also!!!!!!!
     
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    tdpo, Oct 6, 2011

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