Italian Tomato Garden

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  1. eli

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    An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual

    tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.

    His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man

    wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

    Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty sad because it looks like I won't be

    able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be

    digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would

    be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the

    old days. Love, Papa :(

    A few days later he received a letter from his son.



    Dear Papa, Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies

    are buried. Love, Vinnie :rolleyes:


    At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and

    dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized

    to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another

    letter from his son.



    Dear Papa, Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the

    best I could do under the circumstances.
    Love you, Vinnie
     
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  2. Charles Stewart

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    Hi Eli,
    You're the best :)
    Please, keep on...
    Charles Stewart
     
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