Afternoon delight

The only way

to pull off a Sunday afternoon "quickie" with their 8-year old son in the

apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to

report on all the neighborhood activities.

He began his commentary as

his parents put their plan into operation:

- "There's a car being

towed from the parking lot," he shouted.

- "An ambulance just drove

by!"


- "Looks like

the Andersons have company," he called out.

-

"Matt's riding a new bike!"

- "Looks like the Sanders are

moving!"

- "Jason is on his skate board!"

- After a few moments he

announced, "The Coopers are having sex!"

Startled, his mother and

dad shot up in bed! Dad cautiously called out,

"How do you

know they're having sex?"

"Jimmy

Cooper is standing on his balcony with a

Popsicle."

 

That's gold!