I/Q Test #2

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  1. Ozzy Osborn

    Ozzy Osborn Member

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    If a chicken and a half laid an egg and a half in a day in a half, how long would it take a grass hopper with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds off a dill pickle?







    If no one gets the asnwer I'll post it in a week.

    ANSWER: 4.75 seconds cause a cow don't have bones in its milk.
    Hey, dont ask me this came from my 7 yr old grand daughter, go figure.
     
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    Ozzy Osborn, Mar 24, 2009
  2. hemi altered 378

    hemi altered 378 Blown Altered

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    it will take 2 weeks.....because a bicycle doesn't have doors.:D
    Darren Russell
     
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  3. eli

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    kosher dill ? and dose the chicken have lips?
     
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  4. GregM784

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    Dill pickles dont have seeds
     
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    GregM784, Mar 24, 2009
  5. Russ Parker

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    This is really big

    I'm clearly out of my element. I'm having a hard time following the dude's story. All this time I thought it was about the Chinaman.
     
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    Russ Parker, Mar 24, 2009
  6. mbaker3

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    Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee! don't do that.

    Everyone here knows that no matter how hard you try, you can't kick the seeds off of a dill pickle!!:)
     
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    mbaker3, Mar 24, 2009
  7. Bruce

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    Never - Grasshopper gets hungery kicking the seeds off and eats the pickle before he can finish kicking all the seeds off.
     
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    Bruce, Mar 24, 2009
  8. elusiveiceman

    elusiveiceman New Member

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    is this one of those to see if your smoking something you shouldnt be smoking? theres no such thing as a half chicken or a half egg, and grasshoppers dont have wooden legs and dill pickels dont have seeds...So the answer would be None or 0 or drug test. haha
     
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    elusiveiceman, Mar 24, 2009
  9. jim phillips

    jim phillips ta/fc

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    ozzy quit it

    get back out in the shop and get your car ready ( lol )
     
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    jim phillips, Mar 24, 2009
  10. Uniqueboss

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    a drug test and a half:)
     
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  11. Ozzy Osborn

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    A few clues

    A few clues:

    Darren...your real close.
    Eli.... no lips just a pecker.
    DaveB...about the seeds, where do cucumbers come from?

    Jim Phillips....WHAT.....dude, my ride is rrrREAdy...yep...testin tomorrow in fact...just talk'd to John...you know..Medlin....said he might stop by...wanted some of my tunin tips...hell...don know what YOur talk'n bout...
    go work on my car...SHIiiiii bro....DRAG AT ole FLOPer of yurs down here an I'll show ya how a ALKy car is sPOSe to run....yep...THATs right...you'll see my 3:40 LIGht up as you CRoss the LIne behin me......course, if the weathers right that is....makes a big difference you know.....shiii...go work on my car...boy.....


    pssssssst... hey, guys....can anyone come over and help me put my car togather? And tune it to a 3:40? I need help NOW....

    ps. PLEASE don't let Jim Phillips read this(lol)
     
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    Ozzy Osborn, Mar 24, 2009
  12. elusiveiceman

    elusiveiceman New Member

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    ok so what was the answer to the riddle?
     
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    elusiveiceman, Mar 25, 2009

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